Ahhh - this one takes me back. Carter USM was not for everyone, they had a unique post-punk style that was out of place in the world of 1990's UK pop crap. But I loved them. This - Sheriff Fatman - was the hit they were most famous for. The memories come flooding back, mosh pits, pint of snakebite, crowd surfing and long hair (crew-cut on the back and sides). I grew up as a teenager in an era that stylistically sat awkwardly between the 80's and 90's and, like a mad uncle, nobody talks about. Here is to Carter and their drum machine!
Lyrics:
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Sherrif Fatman
Now Sherrif Fatman started out in business as a granny farmer He was infamous for fifteen minutes And he appeared on Panorama Then he someone got himself on board the Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme With a Prince of Wales Award for pushing valium and amphetamines
Move it on up behind second base Behind Nicholas van Whatshisface At six foot six and a hundred tonnes The undisputed king of the slums With more aliases than Klaus Barbie The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea Just about to take the stage The one and only Hold the front page Fatman's got something to sell To the capital's homeless At the Crossroads Motel for the no fixed aboders You can live life in style If you sleep in the closet If you flash him a smile take your two pounds deposit There's bats in the belfry, the windows are jammed The toilets aren't healthy, he don't give a damn He just chuckles and smiles And laughs like a madman A born-again Rachman Here comes Sherrif Fatman
With his valium, amphetamines, sick notes and his phoney prescriptions And just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen Deadheads, crackheads, bunkbeds and breakfast Wake up you sleepy headcases Check this
Moving up behind second base Behind Nicholas van Whatshisface At six foot six and a hundred tonnes The undisputed king of the slums With more aliases than Klaus Barbie The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea Just about to take the stage The one and only Hold the front page
Moving up behind second base Behind Nicholas van Whatshisface At six foot six and a hundred tonnes The undisputed king of the slums With more aliases than Klaus Barbie The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea In a hatchback from Notre Dame The one and only Sherrif Fatman
In goes another expert And now I'm losing my patience So cold I'd rather work at the United Nations He's buying up houses for the has-beens and helpless From Lands End to Southend and Chelsea There's bats in the belfry, the windows are jammed The toilets ain't healthy, he don't give a damn He just chuckles and smiles And laughs like a madman Ladies and gentlmen, I give you... Sherrif Fatman
Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty? Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesome I could be loathsome I guess Im a little bit shy Why dont you like me? Why dont you like me without making me try?
I try to be like Grace Kelly But all her looks were too sad So I try a little Freddie Ive gone identity mad!
I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why dont you like me? Why dont you like me? Why dont you walk out the door!
How can I help it How can I help it How can I help what you think? Hello my baby Hello my baby Putting my life on the brink Why dont yo like me [ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
Why dont you like me Why dont you like yourself? Should I bend over? Should I look older just to be put on the shelf?
I try to be like Grace Kelly But all her looks were too sad So I try a little Freddie Ive gone identity mad!
I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why dont you like me? Why dont you like me? Why dont you walk out the door!
Say what you want to satisfy yourself But you only want what everybody else says you should want
I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why dont you like me? Why dont you like me? Why dont you walk out the door!
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