<b>Archaic marriage makes way for modern Domestic Partnership</b> Its sad...the "Traditional Marriage" proponents have just put the FIRST nail in the coffin of "Marriage" as an institution! ALL that's needed to do is make "Domestic Partnerships" MORE desirable and an available option for EVERYONE, and watch Marriage continue to decline and loose it's foothold to Domestic Partnerships! Its already cheaper to be Domestic Partners, since you can still file separately. Let's encourage our representatives to increase the desirability of Domestic Partnership; increasing benefits, continuing tax breaks, adoption support, and easier, friendlier divorce. ALL couples should come to see Domestic Partnerships as the preferred, positive, unbiased option to protect and celebrate their relationship! THAT would teach "them" -- they can have their outdated religious sacrament -- Americans who believe in Love and Equality can now do our relationships in a new, better way!
In case you haven't heard the gigantic news, Manuel Uribe is getting married!!! There's hope for us all!
Manuel, who was named the world's fattest dude back in 2006, announced that he will tie the roll with his girlfriend of four years Claudia Solis on October 26th in Monterrey, Mexico.
They haven't decided on a location, but Manuel will have to be towed through the streets on his bed, because he can't walk. It will be like a weddingparade! Only not.
Back in 2006 when Guinness declared him the chunkiest chunk who ever chunked, he weighed 1,230. Thanks to love and support from Claudia, he has lost 550 pounds. She probably snuck Fen-Phen into his Gansitos.
Manuel said that he will take only one bite of the wedding cake for pictures, but will stop there because of his diet. I think one bite to Manuel means the whole cake.
Congrats to Manuel and Claudia! I say we all put our pesos together and get Claudia some sexy lingerie for her wedding night! Sexy lingerie made out of crush-proof steel with a door in the crotch.
























