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Monday, August 25, 2008

Where's My Free Ticket?

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London will host the Olympic Games in 2012. As a tax payer I am expected to foot the bill for this two week commercial sporting event. Londoners will have to pay even more through additional charges levied on them through their council tax.

The cost to the public through taxation is presently estimated at £9.5 billion. Reliable reports from people close to the bidding and financing process have openly admitted that the real figure will be much higher than this, possibly as high as £20 billion.

Once again the British public have been misled by the treacherous Labour scum who run this country. At least lives aren't at risk like they are as a result of the lies they told to justify the Iraq war.

Maybe if Tony Blair had been indicted as a war criminal this mind blowing waste of public money could have been avoided. We would of been well and truly rid of this treacherous Labour government once and for all and Paris could have hosted the games with pleasure. Even the Channel Tunnel would have received a boost in use as British sporting fans would have hopped aboard to watch the games.

So who benefits from the London 2012 Olympic Games? It certainly isn't me as I don't even get a free ticket, despite having to pay the bill. The real winners here are the politicians, officials, hangers-on and the handful of athletes who will compete in London in 2012.

Look at the closing ceremony for Beijing 2008. Gordon Brown, Tessa Jowell, James Purnell, Boris Johnson, Seb Coe and according to the Daily Mail another 11 ministers and literally hundreds of associated officials and hangers-on. The BBC sent 437 staff, the Metropolitan Police sent 39 and Dorset Police sent 4 people. In total the number of politicians and officials attending Beijing 2008 was more than double the number of British athletes competing there.

The athletes are winners too. Most of these athletes have never had a proper job in their lives. They survive on public handouts, appearance fees, winnings and sponsorship. When they come home from
Beijing many will receive honours as were bestowed on Steve Redgrave, Mathew Pinsent, Kelly Holmes and hundreds more. The likes of Redgrave, Pinsent and Holmes will be offered lucrative sponsorship deals, advertising deals, product endorcement deals and jobs presenting television and radio programs.

Through billions of pounds of taxation a handful of politicians and athletes will benefit personally, some to the tune of millions of pounds.

And as a tax payer I can't even get a free ticket.

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Friday, August 01, 2008

Dangling Carrots

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Dangling a carrot in front of me then pulling it away when I'm about to take a bite is never going to impress me. When you're stuck at 3am and nobody else wants to know you can bet your back teeth I'll remember your carrot dangling trick well before I remember why you was waving it in front of me.

I've been in the motor trade a long time and I'm used to people dangling carrots. These days though I'm more than wise to the various ways of tying one to a piece of string and dangling it in front of my face.

Offering me work only to take it elsewhere isn't funny. Doing it more than once is even less funny. Getting reminded of it when you're stranded and I'm your last hope isn't funny although I'm going to quite enjoy putting the phone down on you.

On the same note, complaining to me that I haven't turned up to do the little, insignificant job that I told you I'd do when I had time when I know very well that you take your servicing and repair work elsewhere isn't going to make me turn up any faster.

Play fair and so will I.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Customer Aftercare Service

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I provide my customers with a complete 24 hour, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year emergency aftercare service. I do this because it's the right thing to do. If a vehicle that I exclusively maintain* has a problem then I'll either make myself available to look at it here or I'll turn out to it if you can't get it here whatever time of the day or night it is. This aftercare service extends to providing advice and guidance when you need it or arranging a recovery after you've had a car accident.

What I don't provide is an aftercare service for other garages, that's their job.

If you choose to take your vehicle elsewhere for the servicing and maintenance work then don't expect me to lift a finger if it goes wrong and your garage is shut. I'm not going to give you any advice, I'm not going to look at it for you and I'm not going to lend you anything so you can try and fix it yourself. Quite frankly I think it's quite a cheek to ask.

If your normal garage or maintainer is happy to take your cash for servicing and repairs then they should be happy to use some of that money to provide an aftercare service. I have to and so should they.

* Exclusively maintain- that I carry out all servicing and maintenance work on the vehicle, not just occasional jobs when your normal garage is too busy to help you.

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Sunday, July 06, 2008

It wouldn't be Sunday without a bottle or two

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Sun 06/07/2008 18:03 06072008087

Two for the price of one doesn't mean you can drink twice as many!

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Trying out my new Nokia N95 Smartphone

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Sun 06/07/2008 18:01 06072008083

I've upgraded to a new Nokia N95 Smartphone and picked up a micro SD card for it last night so I can take unlimited photos, more or less.

Here's one of Debbie I took earlier.

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Enough is Enough

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For the 18 months prior our to engagement the only topic of conversation in many quarters was.....our engagement. I know everybody meant well but it seemed like everywhere I went the only thing I was asked was.....
  • When are you proposing?
  • Where are you proposing?
  • How are you proposing?
  • Have you bought the ring yet?
  • Does Debbie know?
It wasn't just limited to house visits. I was getting it by email, by text message, by phone call. I was even getting it third hand from virtual strangers. By the time I'd proposed I was sick to the back teeth of engagements and weddings. A few people managed to work it out and realised I'd had enough of it and did the sensible thing.

I know everybody means well, I know.

It seems that we'd not been off the ferry for more than 5 minutes when it started again, this time about the wedding. I was hoping getting engaged would quell the interest in our marital plans but it only provided more fuel for the fire.

It's now 7 months after we got engaged and well over 2 years after the lynch mob started their marriage onslaught and to be quite honest I've had enough of it.

You can try it yourself for free. Ask all your friends and family to make their only topic of conversation something you don't particularly want or need to talk about and then ask them to ram it down your throat continually for 2 years and then let me know how you feel afterwards.

All the discussion that needs making has been made. I discussed the wedding a week before the engagement with Debbie's mum and dad and they were of exactly the same opinion as me, there's no rush. Three weeks ago I sat down with Debbie's dad at a family wedding reception and talked about the wedding again. Ian told me he would be in a position to know how much he can contribute financially towards the wedding after Christmas this year. We resolved to discuss it again in January 2009.

Until we know how much we have to spend on the wedding there is nothing to discuss.

So I say with a firm press on my keyboard that that's the last i want to hear about it until after I've spoken to the father of the bride again next January. There is nothing to discuss, not a damn thing.

I'll add a few further topical comments too...

I've said for a long time that I'd like to get married before I'm 40. I'm 40 in 18 months time and that's a long time ahead.

I'm not getting married in a church as you wouldn't see me dead (My funeral won't be in one either) in a place associated with brainwashing and child abuse. This means we'll be getting married in a commercial venue or abroad and you can bet your life they'll make room for us when we show them the colour of our money so finding a vacancy at a venue won't be an issue.

I'm picking the bridesmaids in consultation with my mates! We will be holding auditions at some point next year!! Think X-Factor and Britain's Got Tallent all rolled into one with me as Simon Cowell, Mike as Piers Morgan, Rich as Lois Walsh, Steve as Ant and Mark as Dec.

Thank you for being so understanding on this matter. My sense of humour is now restored.

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Friday, May 09, 2008

Pride of York Ferry

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King George Dock 28-04-2008 19-47-40Now the weather is improving Debbie and I have been out and about with the camera again. We decided to pop along to King George Dock in Kingston upon Hull and watch the P&O Ferries vessel Pride of York leave the dock on its journey across the North Sea to Zeebrugge in Belgium.

When the Pride of York is in Hull it spends the day moored in King George Dock which isn't accessible to the public. It enters and leaves the dock via a lock and watching this large passenger carry vessel travel through the lock is well worth the time taken to watch it - about an hour.

The Pride of York ferry used to be called the Norsea before North Sea Ferries were taken over by P&O Ferries and the ferry was subsequently renamed in line with P&O's corporate naming policy. The Pride of York ferry is assigned to the Hull - Zeebrugge - Hull route and carries passengers, cars and cargo. Many of the passengers are taking a P&O mini cruise as Debbie and I have done in the past.



The Pride of York has a sister vessel which is on the same route called the Pride of Bruge, previously named Norsun.

We took a lot of photos as the ferry travelled through the lock and out into the River Humber. I have merged these photographs into a short video sequence which you can watch below.



If you're interested in making a visit to King George Dock to watch any of the ferries leave and you're not sure where you should be you can use the embedded map below to get directions.


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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Willerby Earthquake

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Between 12.55am and 1.00am this morning I was sat at my desk working when it started to shake.

According to Sky News there was an earthquake covering a great deal of the country.

I went downstairs and then outside to be greeted by a few other local residents who were also looking for the cause of the shaking.

That's the first earthquake I've experienced in 38 years!

Update:

It looks like the earthquake was centred 30 miles south of Kingston upon Hull. The following link has all the details.

Magnitude 4.7 - ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM

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Sunday, August 05, 2007

I've Heard It All Before!

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"Piss off back to your posh area and isn't it time you proposed so I can get rid of her?". Not what you expect from your future father-in-law but he'd had a couple of cans apparently and I'm used to making allowances for Ian. It's not his fault I tell myself regularly, he was born like it according to Debbie's mum Ellen. At least you've got your sense of humour Ian, you're going to need it for the wedding speech!

But it's not just Ian giving me grief at the moment, it's every one of my mates without exception, my mate's wives' including Rachael, who like Debbie is a red head but with an extra dose of fire, and even Debbie herself.

So Ian, knowing full well that you'll read this, as will everybody else I know, I'd like to remind you of a few things.
  1. I know exactly when I'm proposing to Debbie, it's in my diary. You know too, as do all my mates.
  2. You're paying. As such you need time to save up. Debbie wants a massive wedding, this will involve plenty of saving! Serve you right for having a big family!
  3. Getting engaged will involve an engagement party. I need to negotiate a venue for this which I will do when I have the time. We like parties!
  4. I also need to go out and buy an engagement ring. This involves the type of shopping I absolutely hate so I need to motivate myself. Shame you can't get them in Maplin's!
  5. Even though Debbie knows I'm going to ask her she doesn't know when and I'd like to keep it that way. If she finds out I'll change the date by at least 6 months.
  6. The longer I leave it the more desperate you all become!
So don't panic, everything is under control and I have a plan! The plan involves running like hell as quickly as possible in the opposite direction to you lot.

I'd also like to say a quick thank you to Steve and Mandy directly and Steve and Sue indirectly for inviting us both to some of the best nights out we've had in ages.

Debbie's quite a party girl but when she'd prefer to cancel a girlie night out with her mates rather than missing one of your gatherings it speaks volumes.

Us Two

I'd had a few!

She'd had a few!

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Monday, July 02, 2007

Smoking Ban - A Reminder

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As you're probably aware I enjoy participating in the perfectly legal and enjoyable pass time of having a cigarette or two. By doing so I'm contributing to the NHS, schools, public transport and Iraq through the 89% tax charged on each packet I buy.

Like most smokers I've never encouraged anybody to start smoking or to continue smoking and that includes inhaling the smoke which emits from the end of my cigarettes; the door's always open and they are always welcome to leave.

As is normal with this Labour government the advertising surrounding the smoking ban is a complete fabrication of the truth and if you're standing next to me when I'm smoking you won't drop dead or get lung cancer. In fact if you want a dangerous dose of Benzine then don't smoke a cigarette, just pop along to your local service station and fill your car with petrol. This Labour government and its past and current leadership couldn't tell the truth to save their worthless lives.

Unlike many people who drink or take illegal drugs I wont kill you if I'm behind the wheel of a car, I won't mug you to obtain the funds to continue my habit, I won't start a mass street brawl after a night out smoking, I won't attack NHS staff if I need medical treatment as a result of smoking and I won't beat Debbie when I get home after having a few cigarettes.

I often refer to this once great country as Illegal England. Under Blair it's now illegal to do just about anything. Our civil liberties have been eroded to such a point as you seriously risk being arrested or labelled something horrible just for having an opinion which differs from Blair's mates.

It reminds me sometimes of Nazi Germany where there was a socially engineered super class. Presently in England if you're too fat or you smoke you are very likely to have treatment denied to you on the NHS. Soon we'll be expected to carry identity cards and we'll get arrested if we dare speak our views. Get worried, get very worried.

And all of this whilst having even more of our powers taken away and sent across the English Channel to Brussels by Tony Blair who has the bare faced cheek to lie about that too.

I've got some news for Tony, a self proclaimed religious man. Well over 100,000 people have died in Iraq because of your lies and deceit. You believe in Heaven and Hell by virtue of your religion. You'll be judged and I'm confident you'll be going straight down to Hell. If I was religious, and that's something I will never be, I'd be praying right now to have you sent there as soon as possible.

The smoking ban is now in force in England and as a result I'm exercising my legal human right to have a cigarette whenever I please. Therefore I reserve the right to only go where I am able to exercise my legal right to smoke without being treated like a second class citizen. If I can't smoke when I get there then there's a good chance I won't even bother setting off. If you need me to come to you then I ask that you provide me with a suitable place to smoke or you're free to come to me, your choice. This does not apply to Debbie who is free to do as she wishes.

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Monday, June 25, 2007

Flooding in Willerby, East Yorkshire

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I've lived in Willerby, East Riding of Yorkshire for over 30 years. Willerby lies on highish ground compared to Kingston upon Hull and therefore I thought we were immune to flooding. How wrong I was!


A torrent of water, coming from higher ground, worked its way down Kingston Road and entered many of the side streets, including mine seeking out lower ground. For much of today the road and many gardens have been under water. Fortunately the house was not affected but a few neighbours have spent most of the day bailing out their gardens and patios to prevent the water entering their houses.


As far as this area goes the torrent is now a slow flow and the road is now visible. Recent reports on Sky News suggest that there are motorists on stranded in their vehicles on the A63.


A quick thank you goes to the owner of the Cottage Fires van who lives down the street. He blocked the road behind my car using his van to prevent cars driving down the already flooded street as the resulting wake from the vehicles was making the situation worse. Unfortunately a handful of idiots decided to drive down the pavement to avoid the road block. I really hope they got home to flooded houses.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Fry Family Genealogy Wiki

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Today I've launched the beta version of the Fry Family Genealogy Wiki. The Wiki is the first part of a new portal system I'm currently developing codenamed Project FryGen.

Project FryGen was conceived from weaknesses I've experienced whilst carrying out my own family history research. Many one-name family history resources suffer because they are often fragmented, do not benefit from modern software solutions and don't have the backing of expert web developers and web servers. In a lot of cases they are expanded personal projects containing an amazing amount of valuable data which is difficult to navigate and search and therefore of reduced value than otherwise would be the case if the same data was available through a better interface.
The Fry Family Genealogy Wiki is a central collaborative database of information provided and edited by researchers who are also involved in Fry family research; people just like you and me.

This wiki is very flexible and allows information on just about any relevant subject to be entered and categorised in minutes. That information becomes immediately searchable by other researchers both through this wiki and through most major search engines such as Google.
The wiki will remain in beta for the next 60 days while I tweak the settings and address any support issues.

I'd therefore like to invite anybody who is carrying out Fry research to join me on the wiki and help build an invaluable family history research resource for the benefit of all.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

MISSING: Madeleine McCann

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Madeleine McCann was born 4 years ago. She has one brother Sean and a sister Amelie. She lives with her family in Rothley, Leicestershire.

Her father comes from Glasgow and has 3 sisters, Patricia, Jacqueline and Phil, and a brother John. Madeleine's Grandmother, Eileen lives in Glasgow. Her other grandparents, Sue and Brian live in Liverpool.

Both sides of the family are very close and all are working in different ways to try and help in the search for Madeleine.

Phil, who resides in Ullapool and is a teacher, has asked that the heartfelt thanks of the whole family be passed to everyone who has helped in the search so far. She said "There have been so many messages of support and prayers from people all over the world. We (the family) are overwhelmed with your assistance. The media people have been wonderful and so helpful in making everyone aware of our plight. Madeleine’s family are so grateful to you all. Please keep Madeleine in your thoughts and prayers. We pray that she will be returned to us safe and well."

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Scallywag Porscha Fry

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Another sad announcement I'm afraid. Our amazing white Persian cat 'Scallywag' Porscha has died this morning (Wednesday) after a short illness.


Porscha was truly amazing and not only to look at. She had a fantastic personality, loving nature and remarkable human traits. Mum says that Porscha was the best alarm clock and bed warmer anybody could wish for. Mum should know, Porscha spent more time in mum's bed than she did!


Porscha was due to celebrate her 13th birthday next month but didn't quite make it. We thought she would live forever, well that was the hope anyway but it wasn't to be.


Porscha is now resting in one of her favourite places in the garden, next to the catnip plant, close to her great uncle 'Scallywag' Tuppence Halfpenny (Tuppie for short) who died thirteen years ago on his fourteenth birthday.


Porscha is survived by her sister 'Scallywag' Sophie who must be missing Porscha like crazy, but rest assured she's been well looked after.


Sophie, the poor dear, isn't quite all there in the head department. She was the runt of the litter and had to be hand reared and even though she's nearly thirteen still needs hand feeding and acts like a kitten most of the time.

Porscha is sadly missed but will never be forgotten.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007

Kevin "BoBo" Watson 1959-2007

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Kevin WatsonWhen my mobile phone rung at 5.20am on January 3rd and the display said BoBo Calling I thought the worst. Before I even pressed the answer button I was trying to work out whether his car wouldn't start, he'd broken down or somebody had broken into it. I was awake but nodding off and I wasn't really with it.

I expected to hear jolly BoBo breaking the news that his car was poorly but instead it was the sister of BoBo's wife Patsy, giving me the terrible news of BoBo's passing at 12.30am that morning. The news didn't sink in then and it still hasn't now.

I don't know how long I've known BoBo but a rough guess puts it around ten years. BoBo didn't have many friends, his funeral yesterday proved that. He'd have expected a handful of people to turn up but instead the chapel which holds over 200 was full to bursting point with no standing room left and there was more people outside than there was inside. These 500+ mourners prove once and for all just how short of friends BoBo really was.

Stood over my shoulder during the service in the entrance to the chapel (that's as close as we could get inside, and we were the lucky ones) was a reporter from the Hull Daily Mail taking short-hand notes about the service. Outside was a Hull Daily Mail photographer recording the event. Such was BoBo's popularity that he was given a page three write up in Thursday's edition following a massive amount of memorial announcements placed in the newspaper since his death.

Kevin WatsonKev was a big man in every sense of the word. Big in stature, big on personality, big on wind-ups and big on memories. At his funeral he didn't walk alone and he will never be forgotten by all the people whose lives he touched.

BoBo is survived by his wife Patsy and children Lyndsey, Kevin, Rebecca, Joe, Tom and grandson Declan.

They have no reason to fear the future, I have a feeling they are going to be well looked after by all of Kev's friends, including this one.

I'll leave the last word to BoBo in the way of a photo of the great man himself.

Kevin Watson
Rest in peace mate, we're missing you already.

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Saturday, November 11, 2006

They Really Should Know Better

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I've been around long enough to have seen some eye opening events in the motor trade. Some were minor and some were damn right dangerous. Some revealed a lack of competence, some pure laziness and a number revealed the mechanic just hadn't moved with the times, unlike automotive technology.

When you pay good money to have your vehicle repaired by a professional mechanic you expect the repair work to be completed correctly and in accordance with the recommendations published by the vehicle's manufacturer or following industry standards which more or less amount to the same thing.

Behind the closed doors of a workshop you have no way of knowing if your vehicle is been maintained and repaired correctly. Unless you're there and watching the repairs being carried out and you are a professional mechanic yourself (in which case you'd be doing the repairs yourself) then you only have the repairer's word that the repairs were carried out correctly, and let's face it, who actually asks before they pay the bill?

But does it really matter? Yes it does.

Vehicle manufacturers spend hundreds of millions of pounds every year carrying out research and development to calculate the optimum settings for each vehicle they produce. They don't do it for the fun of it. They wont spend one penny more than necessary so the fact that they are willing to spend these millions speaks for itself.

There's no magic formula, guess work is 100% inaccurate and you can't make it up as you go along. Only expensive and time consuming research and testing can formulate the correct settings for each model derivative.

If the manufacturer gets it wrong or the repairer doesn't follow the manufacturer's recommendations then vehicle safety, performance and life expectancy will be reduced.

It's 50% unless the manufacturer says otherwise

A number of years ago I was in a garage in Hull talking to the owner about a problem he was having with one of his customer's car. At the time he was replacing the engine coolant on another vehicle and prior to my arrival he had drained the cooling system and had just replaced the bottom hose as I walked in.

While I was chatting to him he proceeded to measure out 1.5 litres of antifreeze and added this to the expansion bottle then filled the engine up with tap water from a watering can. This vehicle I knew had a cooling system capacity of 10 litres and therefore required 5 litres of antifreeze to comply with Ford's published recommendations.

I asked him why he had only added 1.5 litres of antifreeze. His answer showed a complete lack of understanding of modern cooling system additives and engines.

He told me he had read on the back of a bottle of antifreeze than a concentration of 15% antifreeze (85% water) would protect the vehicle's engine down to -8 Celsius. That's adequate he said, it rarely gets colder than -8.

Well he was as wrong about the temperature as he was about using only 15% antifreeze.

Modern engine cooling system additives, often referred to as antifreeze, perform far more functions than just preventing the water in the engine from freezing. Here's a list of the most important properties of antifreeze.
  • Reduces the freezing point of the fluid in the cooling system.
  • Increases the boiling point of the fluid in the cooling system.
  • Reduces corrosion in engine and cooling system components.
  • Reduces lime scale build up in the cooling system.
  • Reduces foaming.
  • Lubricates the water pump and thermostat.
The most important of these properties is corrosion prevention. When you have water, electricity and acidic compounds circulating in a metal engine you have the optimum environment for metal corrosion. This corrosion causes engine damage leading to failure, head gasket failure, reduced heat transfer and premature failure of cooling system components such as the water pump.

By adding only 1.5 litres of antifreeze the corrosion inhibiting additives in the new mix would quickly have become saturated by the corrosion already present in the engine and at 15% concentration there would be insufficient to prevent corrosion occurring. Should the vehicle's owner then have added water to top up the system this concentration would fall even lower.

The loser here is the vehicle's owner who would have left thinking their car was protected for the next couple of years but who faced an expensive engine repair when when the corrosion had caused enough internal engine damage. As for the garage owner, he will have been paid, no doubt the same amount as the job could have been done properly for and will benefit from his own incompetence when the vehicle returns for a new head gasket in future months.

One size doesn't fit all

As my late father used to say, it's bad when your car wont start but it's a disaster when it wont stop. Even if you neglect everything else you need good tyres and good brakes.

If you look through the handbook for your vehicle you'll see just how many combinations of tyre sizes are fitted to your vehicle across the different trim levels. Now look at the tyre pressure chart and you'll see this reflected in the different tyre pressure recommendations too.

As I mentioned earlier in this article, vehicle manufacturers spend a small fortune calculating the correct tyre size and pressure for each model and trim level, in this case in close collaboration with tyre manufacturers They don't do it for kicks.

There isn't a 'one size fits all' guide to correct tyre pressures. Every model and trim level combination is different and it's different for a reason.

I've lost count of how many times I've heard a mechanic tell me "A few pounds per square inch (PSI) wont make any noticeable different to the performance or safety of a vehicle".

Wrong, and dangerously so.

And it still makes me cringe every time I see a mechanic pick up a tyre inflator and without any regard for the correct pressures proceeds to inflate all the tyres to his own randomly generated idea of the correct pressure. Never mind the hundreds of thousands of pounds of research and development which has gone into publishing the correct tyre pressures, every vehicle gets 30PSI in every tyre because that's the way it is.

What the mechanic wont tell you is that he wont be driving the vehicle when it leaves the road due to insufficient tyre grip and kills or seriously injures the occupants.

And the cause is pure bone idle laziness because all workshops have the manufacturer's recommended tyre pressures in their technical data resources. But that involves opening a book and reading the correct, and well indexed page to find them.

I've just looked up the correct tyre pressures for a Vauxhall Corsa. In fact this happens to be the most popular Corsa model on the British roads today. I'm not providing details here of the trim level, tyre size or the vehicle's age in case somebody decides to use these in the belief they are correct for their car.

This specific model's tyre pressures are 31PSi for the front tyres and 23 PSI for the rear tyres. Why have Vauxhall listed these pressures down to an increment of 1PSI? Why haven't they rounded down the front tyre pressures to 30PSI and rounded up the rear tyre pressures to 25PSI? The answer is both simple and obvious.

During Vauxhall's extensive research and development testing of this vehicle they will have tried every combination of tyre size and pressure possible and they found that there were noticeable benefits to vehicle handling, tyre wear, tyre temperature, grip, water dispersal and driver comfort by having the front tyre pressures set at 31PSI and not 30PSI and the rears at 23PSI and not 24 or 25PSI.

And if you watch Formula One racing like I do you'll see this in action at every race. You can see for yourself drivers entering the pits to have their tyre pressures adjusted, but not by 1PSI, by a fraction of a PSI because in Formula One racing even 0.25PSI can change the handling characteristics of the racing car.

If it's 23PSI it's 23PSI for a reason. And the reason is vehicle safety because you only get one chance at getting it right.

It's 2007 and it's a spark plug

Automotive technology has moved on at a dramatic rate in previous decades but unfortunately some areas of the motor trade, and here I'm quite specific, some of the teaching fraternity, haven't.

Back when wheels had wooden rims and ignition coils were housed in glass jars the component installed in an engine to ignite the fuel and air mixture was called a sparking plug.

Now wheel rims are made of complex alloys and each cylinder has it's own ignition coil (Coil per Plug) and the component used to ignite the fuel and air mixture is called a spark plug.

But don't take my word for it. I am unable to find one vehicle or engine manufacturer or one spark(ing) plug manufacturer who calls this component a sparking plug. Go and have a look yourself at NGK, Champion and Nippon, the biggest names in spark plugs and the world leaders and not a mention of the term sparking plugs.

So why do those responsible for educating the mechanics of the future not concede that terminology has moved on? Because for a lot of them they are totally detached from the modern motor industry. For a large number of them the only contact with the modern motor trade is their annual visit for an MOT test. For a small few it's the inside of a car showroom when they are selecting their brand new car.

When inside their warm and politically correct classrooms they are stuck with their outdated text books, a million miles away from the world they will eventually release their students into. They follow the teaching guidelines of examination bodies who are often equally detached from modern day life. A good example of this was an exam question which was presented to a student as part of his online examination.

Q. Where would you expect to to see a head pipe installed in an exhaust system?
A. What on earth is a head pipe?

The classrooms are filled with students who either shouldn't be there or don't want to be there, each has a price on his head amounting to thousands of pounds a year in government funding and the doors are wide open ensuring the maximum revenue benefit for the College rather than the highest quality trainees for the motor industry.

This country is screaming out for plumbers and builders but the motor vehicle teaching facilities are at bursting point whilst workshop employment is in decline.

And when these students don't make the grade at examination time you make sure you revise the questions with them 5 minutes before the retest, conveniently leaving the revision on the board, to ensure targets are met and results based government funding is achieved.

And I've seen it done first hand.

As an old head of department said to me and a group of others once. "If they (students) don't want to be here then get rid of them". I'd go further, a lot of those doing the teaching aren't fit for purpose and don't want to be there and the college's should be more proactive in getting rid of them.

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Saturday, October 28, 2006

VW Polo Reliability Issue

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I've come across an interesting video today which was described in an article by the Manchester Evening News.

The video highlights the numerous problems experienced by the owner of a Volkswagen Polo TDi which he purchased new in June 2004. During the 10 months he owned the vehicle he had to return it to the selling dealer's, Smith Knight Fay, eight times with new and reoccurring faults.

You can watch the video for yourself below. It's worth noting that the video isn't of the highest quality and Mr Ashton, the vehicle's owner and publisher of the video isn't the world's best presenter but he makes a valuable contribution.



If you believe everything the marketing people want you to believe then you'll think that Volkswagen motor cars are exceptionally reliable, this just isn't the case.

Article Link: What Car? Reveals UK's Most Reliable Cars

I posted some research by What Car? magazine back in August 2005. The What Car? reliability survey compares actual warranty claims rates for more than 31,000 cars covered by Warranty Direct (0800 731 7001, www.warrantydirect.co.uk,) in the last two years.

The research is clear. In August 2005 no Volkswagen model featured in the top ten most reliable models and Volkswagen featured only 15th in the table of most reliable manufacturers. I've just checked What Car?'s latest reliability table and Volkswagen now feature at 17th place, a drop of two places in a year. Skoda and Seat, another two marques owned by Volkswagen are shown as even less reliable at 18th and 21st places respectively. Audi, once bosom buddies with Volkswagen, appear in 22nd place which is an improvement on 28th place in 2005.

Those of us who have spent long enough in the motor trade know about the realities of vehicle reliability. After all, we are diagnosing and repairing a large range of vehicles on a daily basis. From my experience, Volkswagen performance does not meet the expectations of the owners, expectations which originate from the marketing spin incorporated in multi-million pound advertising campaigns. If you tell the public something enough times they'll eventually start to believe it. Fact and reality however are far more effective tools than spin and once that reality hits home it can leave a nasty taste in the mouth.

The moral of the story is, do your research and don't ever believe what you read, see or hear in an advertisement.

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Friday, October 20, 2006

My Pain and Suffering

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Today, the 20th October, 2006 is our second anniversary. It was two years ago today that I met Debbie for the first time at the Hull Megabowl on St. Andrew's Quay. Sadly, the Megabowl is no longer here but Debbie is and by heck do I know about it.

Following two years of daily pain, suffering and torture I feel the need to seek some redress so I'm going to post a series of photos taken over the past two years to show just what I've had to put up with.

And the future isn't bright. It looks like I'm stuck with Debbie for at least the next 40 years. I just don't seem to be able to shake her off and the constant talk of wedding bells everywhere I go is deafening! Yes Ellen, Sue, Rachael and Patsy I am deaf!!

So Debra, now it's my turn to show the world what I have had to put up with for the last two years and gain some sympathy from the many visitors my web site receives.

That said, I love her to bits and wouldn't have it any other way!














Can anybody see a pattern? Enough said!!


Monday, October 16, 2006

Chinchilla Cam

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Debbie's given me one of my birthday presents a few weeks early and I've put it to good use.

I've replaced my Street Cam with the new web cam and moved the older, but more suitable, web cam upstairs and attached it to the outside of Chilly's cage.

So, now we've got a Chinchilla Cam to go with the Office Cam and Street Cam.


(Click the image to view the live web cam)

You may not see a great deal if it's dark or if he's eating (His food bowl is at the top of the cage out of sight) but keep checking back and it wont be long before you see him running around his cage.

Our Chilly the Chinchilla Photo Gallery contains some of the latest photos of him at work, rest and play.

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Saturday, September 30, 2006

European Hydrogen Infrastructure Outlined

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This article has been written by Jonathan Fry exclusively for auto4you.co.uk.
Despite the daily announcements from individual organisations detailing technological advancements in fuel cell technology, it’s been commonly known for some time that there’s an insufficient supply of hydrogen on the world market to power this up and coming green revolution.

There’s also increasing concern that precious time is being lost because major players in the market are not working together which is wasting research and development (R&D) opportunities and slowing the overall development cycle of a technology which could reduce, if not eliminate our dependence on fossil fuels in the future.

Following an announcement today (29th September, 2006) the situation is set to improve as energy companies Shell Hydrogen B.V. and Total France, together with the vehicle manufacturers BMW Group, DaimlerChrysler AG, Ford Motor Company, General Motors Europe AG, MAN Nutzfahrzeuge AG and Volkswagen AG announce their joint approach to advance hydrogen as a fuel for road transport in Europe.

Hydrogen and fuel cell technology will bring significant change in the way the world produces and uses energy. While the public and private sectors already agreed that so-called Lighthouse Projects, integrating all aspects of hydrogen production, distribution and use, are the necessary next step, the group of energy companies and vehicle manufacturers believe that now is the time to move forward. In a common position paper, the companies have defined a near and mid term action plan to pave the way for the introduction of hydrogen-based mobility in Europe.

Quite clearly there is an intrinsic link between the companies producing hydrogen, those distributing it and vehicle manufacturers who develop the fuel cells to use it. Together, these companies are convinced that a joint approach will advance the development of the technology required for future commercially available hydrogen vehicles including the corresponding refuelling infrastructure whilst reducing overall R&D costs for each member of the partnership.

Each company continues to pursue