Miley Cyrus went to Disneyland to celebrate her 16th birthday. She doesn't actually turn 16 until November 23rd, but starting early is something
Miley has been doing a lot of.
Know what else little Miss
Miley has been doing a lot of? Her current boyfriend (and in my humble opinion, a child molester) Justin Gaston.
Too bad disappointing daddy Billy Ray is so preoccupied with the
resurrection of his *
SNORT..CHUCKLE.. COUGH* career, he failed to remember the whole point of being a parent is to.. well.. parent. But, hey.. what the hell do I know? When your kid is a goldmine, maybe the thing to do is close down Disneyland, and pass out the condoms. Who needs parental guidance anyway, if daddy talks back he may get kicked off the payroll. She may even sell him to the gypsies.
Ahh.. for the good old days.. whatever happened to "We make
Miley go to church every Sunday."? Guess
that's what happens when your daughter can buy and sell you three times over. We fully expect
Miley to the the way of
LezLo Lohan. Ho-ed out, strung out and tragic by age 18. So tragic..